The Shank Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Ref: "Number Szmyt, that's a flag." Szmyt: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Szmyt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.