The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Szmyt trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Szmyt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.