The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Szmyt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.