The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Szmyt will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.