The Upright Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Szmyt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.