The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
89%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.