The Phantom Flag Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Szmyt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.