The Doink Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Szmyt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Szmyt, Szmyt, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.