The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- Szmyt hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Szmyt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.