The Upright Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Szmyt. Szmyt does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
92%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Szmyt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.