The Late Scratch Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Szmyt's stadium. Only over Szmyt.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
87%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.