The Snap Count Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
74%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Szmyt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.