The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Szmyt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.