The Wide Left Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Szmyt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Szmyt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.