The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.