The Doink Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Szmyt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Szmyt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.