The Upright Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.