The Doink Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Szmyt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.