The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“A mysterious flag erases Szmyt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Szmyt. Szmyt does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Szmyt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Szmyt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.