The Hamstring Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Szmyt trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Szmyt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Szmyt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.