The Upright Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Szmyt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Szmyt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.