The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Szmyt. Szmyt does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Szmyt trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Szmyt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.