The Late Scratch Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Szmyt sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.