The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.