The Upright Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“A mysterious flag erases Szmyt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Szmyt gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
85%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Szmyt, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.