The Doink Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Szmyt trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Szmyt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.