The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Szmyt trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Szmyt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Szmyt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.