The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Szmyt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.