The Wide Left Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Szmyt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.