The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Szmyt attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
92%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Szmyt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.