The Hamstring Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Szmyt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Szmyt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.