The Phantom Flag Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Szmyt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.