The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Szmyt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Szmyt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.