The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Szmyt's stadium. Only over Szmyt.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.