The Wind Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
72%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Szmyt, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.