The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- A mysterious flag erases Szmyt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
75%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Szmyt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.