The Wind Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Szmyt. Szmyt does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Szmyt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.