The Upright Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Szmyt trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Szmyt, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.