The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Borregales is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Borregales is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Borregales drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.