The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Borregales's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.