The Doink Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Borregales's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Borregales's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.