The Wind Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Borregales gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Borregales drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.