The Snap Count Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- A mysterious flag erases Borregales's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Borregales's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.