The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Borregales tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Borregales, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.