The Wind Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- A mysterious flag erases Borregales's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Borregales makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
73%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Borregales, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.