The Wide Left Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Borregales trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Borregales is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Borregales drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.