The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“A mysterious flag erases Borregales's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Borregales gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Borregales drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.