The Doink Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“A mysterious flag erases Borregales's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- The broadcast shows Borregales on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Borregales is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Borregales's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.