The Snap Count Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- The broadcast shows Borregales on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Borregales drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.