The Doink Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Borregales sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Borregales's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.